Monday, December 29, 2008

My son is not gay anymore! But why am I still angry?

"What! You're gay? How can you do that?! And to think you're my junior!!!"

"But, dad, I can't help it! I'm really gay! I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body!!!"

"Oh, yeah!? We'll see about that!"

And so, the father succumb his gay son to a lot of torture that even Rambo will cry for his mommah! He was tied to a tree, beaten black and blue, and was stung by bees, made to roll over a floor filled with spilled vinegar and even hanged upside down and was halfway drowned inside a well. After that, the father pulled out his son from the well and asked him again.

"Are you gay!?"

"No, dad. I'm not gay anymore!"

"Good! Now, what are you? Already a man?"

"No, dad! I'm a MERMAID!"

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