My son is not gay anymore! But why am I still angry?

"What! You're gay? How can you do that?! And to think you're my junior!!!"

"But, dad, I can't help it! I'm really gay! I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body!!!"

"Oh, yeah!? We'll see about that!"

And so, the father succumb his gay son to a lot of torture that even Rambo will cry for his mommah! He was tied to a tree, beaten black and blue, and was stung by bees, made to roll over a floor filled with spilled vinegar and even hanged upside down and was halfway drowned inside a well. After that, the father pulled out his son from the well and asked him again.

"Are you gay!?"

"No, dad. I'm not gay anymore!"

"Good! Now, what are you? Already a man?"

"No, dad! I'm a MERMAID!"

Nurses abroad

Two nurses are on duty.

Nurse #1: "Hey, there's a thermometer in your ear!"

Nurse#2: "OMG! Somebody's ass has my pen!"

Juan, the Macho Farmer

Farmer: "Lalaking-lalaki na talaga ang aking anak na to na si Juan! Maging magsasaka na rin kagaya ko! Juan, ano ba ang gusto mong itanim?"

Juan: "Flowers, papa! Lots and lots of Bonggacious Flowers! Hay!"

I will buy bond paper!

Juan: "Tay, bili ako ng 'bond pepper" sa tindahan!"

Tatay: "Wag kang tanga, Juan ha! Hindi 'bond pepper' ang tawag diyan!"

Juan: "E, ano ho ang tawag diyan?"

Tatay: "Kokongban!"