Corny Jokes: Onle In Da Philippines!!!

Pedro was walking down the street when he accidentally bumped into an American.

Pedro: "I'm sorry."

Kano: "I'm sorry, too."

Pedro: "I'm sorry three!"

Kano (annoyed): "What are you sorry for?"

Pedro: "Alam ko ang kasunod diyan! FIVE!"

Kano (angry): "I THINK YOU'RE SICK!!!"

Pedro: "Kala mo hindi ko alam ang kasunod ha? SEVEN! O ha!!!!!"

Use This Word In A Sentence

Use *PAKWAN in a sentence....(*watermelon)

"LAST NIGHT, I DATED TWO GIRLS BUT I ONLY PAKWAN!"

Erap & Honasan

When Erap was President of the Philippines, he established a group called PACC (Presidential Anti-Crime Commission).

At that time, Gringo Honasan was a member of YOU (Young Officers' Union)....


...and they decided to merge the two groups.... PACC...YOU....

Fast Election Returns?

They say that in America, the election results are faster. After the election, say, today, tomorrow, the results are already in. But they didn't know that here in the Philippines, it's much faster:

There is already an election result even before the voting begun!

one more thing...Erap once said:

" I BELIEVE IN THE SYNCHRONIZED ELECTIONS AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!"